robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

(via misterskull)

28.05.12

sleep time?

think so

this project can be finished instead of first period tomorrow.

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clichewebnames:

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk

DAT ASS

clichewebnames:

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

DAT ASS

(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq, via heytheresoda)

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gabrielsbutt:

Dean just gives no fucks.

gabrielsbutt:

Dean just gives no fucks.

(Source: lipaticable, via lokisswag)

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octavielilou:

tinybro:
28.05.12

my mom honestly just said “japaneses”

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Welcome to the Game Grid:
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earlgray-trenchbasterd:

r-cycle:

earlgray-trenchbasterd:

r-cycle:

Even in Skyrim I can’t get someone to like me

Guess who’s going for milkshakes tomorrow if you keep on saying that!

Madison, that doesn’t even make sense

I am aware. I’m getting one then. Oh and maybe this week definitely next week I can bring you home. My mom was iffy because she isn’t here this week but I might be rebellious by the end of the week

wtf are you even talking about?

Whose home? Am I getting kidnapped? What even?

WHY AM I SO CONFUSED

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murphysbride:

I think the rush of cute to my body has stopped my heart

murphysbride:

I think the rush of cute to my body has stopped my heart

(Source: shitssandgiggless, via heytheresoda)

28.05.12

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

(via earlgray-trenchbasterd)

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Alternative Star Trek phaser settings (in addition to ‘kill’ and ‘stun’):
limp
bit of a cough
depression
bad eyesight
ice-cream van nearby
sudden interest in botany
water in ear after swimming
oven left on at home

Alternative Star Trek phaser settings (in addition to ‘kill’ and ‘stun’):

  • limp
  • bit of a cough
  • depression
  • bad eyesight
  • ice-cream van nearby
  • sudden interest in botany
  • water in ear after swimming
  • oven left on at home

(Source: tonofstupidness, via the-night-and-the-storm)

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165

thenextdragonborn:

how to do your homework

  1. you don’t
  2. now lie back and watch your hopes and dreams go away

(via swnytddobsd)

28.05.12

edgur:

life is like a box of chocolates

i don’t have a box of chocolates 

(via earlgray-trenchbasterd)

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